Monthly Archives: November 2011

Titanic outlasts Kim Kardashian’s marriage

Well the big news is Kim Kardashian, reality TV star extraordinaire, has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, Their mega-huge multi-million dollar wedding was only 72 days ago. That’s like, 10 weeks! I mean, that’s pretty ridiculous, even for celebrity standards.

Here’s a weigh-in:

  • Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries – 10 weeks
  • Britney Spears’ marriage to Jason Allen Alexander – 55 hours
  • Titanic’s theatrical run – 10 months
  • How long I’m probably going to play Arkham City for – probably 5 weeks

Like… wow! I guess maybe not all the Kardashians can stay happily married to NBA players. Kim should stick to NFL players, cos that whole Reggie Bush relationship lasted a lot longer, and the Kardashian sisters shouldn’t be typecast as NBA-daters.

Anyway, here’s a pic of Kim dressed as Poison Ivy for Halloween.

Kim Kardashian dressed as Poison Ivy


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