On August 9 2012 (aka National Day), ovaries all across Singapore are going to spontaneously combust!
While the politicians and army boys are gathered around in a parade that will be remarkably reminiscent of last year’s and the year before’s, Channing Tatum, Matthew McConnaughey and their band of merry men will be flinging their schlongs around for the pleasure of unsatisfied Singaporean women across the country.
Once they see that silhouetted shot at 0:45 in the trailer, they’ll be craving for foot-long sandwiches at Subway – I wonder if there’s any kind of joint promotion between Golden Village and Subway? Somebody in their marketing teams must have thought of that, right?
Sadly for the ladies, the movie will not be in 3D.
And when the credits roll and you return to your boyfriends, try to remember that his is “a good size”.