Most movies have a teasers and trailers, but Total Recall has had a teaser trailer for the teaser trailer, and now it’s finally dropped a trailer-trailer too!
Check it out, it’s got people falling through roofs, people falling down elevator shafts, and cars falling off highways. It should’ve been called Total FreeFall.
I’m sure a whole lot of you are excited for the three-boobed prostitute, but I’m pretty disappointed that nobody uttered the classic “Get your ass to Mars!” line, nor did Colin Farrell ever go “ARRRRGHGHGHGH” like he was Conan the Barbarian.
Total Recall drops into Singapore August 2, 2012.
Update: My sister just commented that falling is supposed to wake you up from a dream… therefore, it can be safe to assume that in this version of Total Recall, the whole adventure is probably real. Smart kid, my sister!