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It’s good to be George Lucas

Or even a guy that looks like George Lucas. I can’t tell if that’s really him or a look-alike. Either way, lucky him!

Metal bikinis. Lots of metal bikinis!

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Star Wars 1313 looks pretty 1337

Until recently, I knew that there was a new Star Wars game just simply called 1313. I didn’t really know much else about it, and quite frankly, I didn’t really feel the urge to go out of my way to find out.

But now I’ve stumbled across some sweet looking concept art, and it really looks like it could be interesting.

So apparently, 1313 refers to some underground level of the Imperial capital Coruscant, and it’s dirty and slummy… which is great because nobody likes it when Star Wars is all shiny and clean like in Naboo.

Star wars 1313 twilek

You can never get sick of Twilek wenches

That’s one seedy alley!

Recycling your broken R2 nav-droid

There’s a trailer too, but aside from the graphics, I’m not to sold on the game quite yet. It does look like a regular FPS… but who knows? It might be something new and exciting. Or not.

Source: i09


Ackbar solves a spelling puzzle

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A Star Wars porn parody

It’s pretty much spreading all across the internet that a new Vivid porn video is coming out soon, parodying the original Star Wars movie. It’s got Allie Haze as Princess Leia (gee, I wonder how they’re going to parody that name?), a whole bunch of Femtroopers, and a guy that really does look like Luke Skywalker.

Without further adieu, here’s the totally SFW teaser trailer:

While Star Wars porn in itself is already newsworthy, what I think is even more compelling is how good this looks. I mean, seriously:

  1. The production values look pretty damn good.
  2. The jokes are funnier than most high-budget Hollywood parody movies (fuck you, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg).
  3. It seems to have a better grasp on the original Star Wars mythology than the prequel trilogy.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, if this wasn’t porn, this would probably be more successful on the mainstream market than that Clone Wars series on the Cartoon Network.

Allie Haze and Axel Braun

Director Axel Braun and star Allie Haze

Allie Haze as Princess Leia

It’s just so damn amazing that the porn industry is taking the Star Wars mythology more seriously than Hollywood. I’d wager that you’ll probably find a whole bunch of jokes in there that make references to obscure Star Wars trivia. Maybe not as hardcore geeky as the Robot Chicken or Family Guy stuff, but somewhere around there. That said, if this production takes off, maybe Axel Braun should be given a job directing something that doesn’t have to include a sex scene every five minutes. At least give him a shot at some short films, right?

Ah well, that’s just the sort of “know-how” adventurous spirit that’s kept the porn industry going. True they do rehash ideas as much as Hollywood, but they are also always trying to break new ground and doing new stuff to keep the audience interested. They backed the VHS and DVD formats, and aren’t afraid to push the envelope with some really disgusting and depraved ideas. While you don’t have to endorse midget interracial porn or some of the more extreme ideas they have, but you gotta give them credit for having the balls to do so.

Maybe it’s cos their stuff requires lower budgets and risks, but damnit why can’t Hollywood do the same and support more cheap but refreshingly new indie films? Why must we be bombarded with so many Seltzer and Friedberg flicks?

Anyhow, here’s some behind the scenes stuff from the Star Wars XXX flick.


Happy Halloween!

Okay this post is a bit late, but I had to send my brother to the airport last night so I was a bit too tired to post. Anyway, Halloween’s come and gone, so let’s just take a look at some Halloween hotties.

Yeah, there are plenty more pictures like this on the Internet and this is just a handful, but like I said, I’m too tired to post.

The Slave Leia outfit never gets old

And it case it does, there’s always ways to spice it back up

Beep beep boop boop

Token non-Star Wars picture

That Asian chick sure drummed up a lot of attention in Reddit.

Scary thing is… I can’t tell if they’re girls or that guy from Silence of the Lambs


Slave Bikini Leia Cosplay Battle

It’s been a long time since we’ve featured a babe here on Revo. And well, since it’s been long, let’s all make up for it. And since our love for the metal covered bikini from Return Of The Jedi is well documented, not many words are necessary here except for… METAL. BIKINI.

VS

Yvonne Strahovski versus Kristen Bell. Both are beloved babes here at Revo for their undeniable geek cred… so what gives? I must say I like the idea of a blonde Leia. I do. Who do you think looks hotter in a metal bikini? Comment below!


Get your car washed by Slave Leia

When a guy goes to get his car washed by a bunch of girls in soapy bikinis, that’s sleazy.

But when a guy gets his car washed by a bunch of girls in soapy Slave Leia metal bikinis, then that’s awesome.

How come they don’t have fundraisers like this around here? It’s a Star Wars fan’s wet dream! Geddit, wet dream? Shit… bad pun…


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